Author : Jenny McCarthy
Genre : Family & Relationships
Publisher : Da Capo Lifelong Books
ISBN : 9780738217680
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File Download : 192 page

The New York Times bestseller--never shy, frequently crude and always funny, Jenny McCarthy gives the lowdown on pregnancy in the grittiest girlfriend detail Revealing the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the inevitable disfigurement that go along with pregnancy, Jenny McCarthy tells you what you can really expect when you're expecting! From morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, granny panties, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant, or, indeed, has ever been born!

Author : Jim Davis
Genre : Humor
Publisher : Random House Worlds
ISBN : 9781984817778
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File Download : 98 page

Eat, drink & be silly! What’s the menu du jour? Food, fun . . . and lots of it! Whether it’s a mouse bathing in coffee, or a zombie bingeing on brains, laughter is the order of the day. Garfield fans will get a full serving of smiles, with a side dish of silliness, in this collection of crazy comics!

Author : Jenny McCarthy
Genre : Family & Relationships
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN : 0452287197
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File Download : 228 page

THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER New mothers and fathers will find much-needed relief and insight in this perceptive and outrageously funny account of what it truly means when you bring home your very own bundle of joy... Jenny McCarthy’s hilarious, no-holds-barred personality has made her an instantly recognizable TV personality and a bestselling author. In Baby Laughs she examines the full range of challenges that new mothers anf fathers face, including: • The humiliations of postnatal “numbing spray,” Tucks medicated pads, and adult diapers; jelly belly, balding, and gum disease; and becoming a “five-foot puke rag” for the baby • Heart-stopping terrors, such as baby manicures, breathing checks, and burp failures • Inadequacies, such as lullaby illiteracy and the need for a “heavy rotation” of toys, videos, and mobiles • Daddy antics, such as infant wrestling, home-movie mania, sleeping like a log, and expecting sex • Dueling grandmas, germ-ridden guests, Olympic-class competitive mommies, anorexic pets • And much more... The joys of parenting are endless, but so are the worruies and the advice. Baby Laughs is the perfect companion for anyone trying to raise the next president, those just trying to get to the next naptime, and anyone who was ever in diapers.

Author : Paul Tastad
Genre : Humor
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing Company
ISBN : 1480912336
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File Download : 102 page

"A Belly Full of Laughs" is a hilarious collection of phrases, quips, puns, and other witty observations about language. For the last few years, author Paul W. Tastad has been entertaining people with his comical verses. He has been asked over and over again to compile a collection of his thoughts. Join him in this funny observation on life and all of its little nuances. About the Author Paul W. Tastad was raised on a farm in South Dakota. He has been a school counselor, managed a book store, taught social studies, and was a drug counselor for sixteen years in the Houston Public School District. He and his wife, Brenda, live in a Houston suburb, where they are both retired. His hobbies include working out so he can try out his latest new joke, reading cozy mysteries, and helping with his grandchildren.

Author : Joshua Shifrin
Genre : Sports & Recreation
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN : 9781510767058
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File Download : 192 page

In Golf Jokes, Josh Shifrin has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Shifrin takes you from the fairway to the green and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: Why do true golfers always avoid pie whenever possible? Because they are worried that they might get a slice. Why are golf balls similar to eggs? Because they’re white, normally sold by the dozen, and every week you need to buy more of them. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore! What gives most golfers nightmares? The Bogeyman. Where can you find a golfer on most Saturday nights? Out clubbing, of course. Golf is very similar to paying your taxes. You strive for the green but eventually come out in the hole. And many more! The perfect gift for golf gurus everywhere!

Author : Sky Pony Press
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN : 9781510733626
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File Download : 128 page

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter! What do you call a cat that eats beans? Puss n’ Toots. Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories, this collection is complete with three hundred hilarious fart jokes for kids and is complemented by witty line drawings. Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a Fart! button for added entertainment!

Author : Mark Acey
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
Publisher : Millbrook Press
ISBN : 9781728407487
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What can Garfield take but not give back? A nap. Crack up with Garfield and the gang at the best riddles you can get your hands (or paws) on.

Author : Sky Pony Press
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN : 9781632208422
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File Download : 244 page

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive you!Belly Laugh Jokes for Kids is packed with both classic and original knock-knock jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Developed to meet the needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids. This unique volume is complemented by witty line drawings created by talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Its seemingly endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home.

Author : Doug Jantzen
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN : 9781481428224
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File Download : 32 page

"Young Henry Hyena loves to join his fellow hyenas in poking fun at animals at the zoo. But the jokes aren't making Henry laugh anymore, [and] with the help of a wise old giraffe, Henry gets his laugh back in an unexpected way"--

Author : Steven D. Price
Genre : Humor
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN : 9781629142951
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File Download : 194 page

Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . .One-Liners: ?I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” ?Andy RooneyMemory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. ?Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, ?I know, but there isn’t just one?there are hundreds!”Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, ?You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”The man replied, ?I’m just doing what you said, Doc??Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”The doctor said, ?I didn't say that. I said, ?You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’”Belly Laughs is a ?lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: ?If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”